That's right ladies and gentlemen, thanks to the millions of law suits, and countless pride parades, no one has to hide who they are anymore. Stalkers have now united and are taking a stand. No longer lurking in the shadows, they are out and they mean business. This bright yellow creepmobile has all kinds of new accessories to replace out-dated stalking equipment. The night vision camera has been replaced with a regular flash camera. The high sensitivity, long distance microphone has been replaced with a 20ft boom microphone and personal boom operator to stand close to your victim so you can capture every word of their conversation. The delux edition comes with a mega-phone or air horn to get your victims attention, as well as extra loud exhaust pipes so everyone knows you are comming. And apparently the first 1000 stalkers to purchase the delux model get a free jean jacket with the word RAPIST beedazled on it. How cool huh? So tell your friends to no longer be afraid of someone hiding in the shadows, their stalker will be more visable than ever.
