Convenience and the Highway.

I wasn't sure what to think of this sticker. I laughed a little bit when I saw it because I am immature. Then I started thinking about the several things this could stand for because I couldn't see the spelled out version at the bottom. Another Stupid Sitizen, America Still Stands, Animals Smell Stinky, Ants Scurry Silently, and multiple other retarded things. Then I started thinking, maybe this person is actually giving a sufficient warning about their personality. Maybe it isn't an acronym, but them just letting us know they are an ASS. How convenient a concept. We could get a sticker on the back of our car to let everyone know who they are dealing with. You could have things like DMB, STPD, SLW, DZD, JRK, KND, OLD, NEW, DRGDLR, or many other options. This way if you get behind someone you will know what to expect. This way you don't have to be mad at them, because they already know what they are doing wrong. This also goes in conjunction with my thought that every car should have a phone hooked up and a number on the back so you can call the driver and tell them to move out of the way, or that they cut you off, or give them a plan on working together to play leap frog and pass people on the highway. Plus it would have given me an opportunity to call that hot chick and ask her if she wanted to meet up at the next rest stop for an R.C. Cola and a Moon Pie. My treat of course. I am a gentleman after all.

Paging Richard Ramirez, your car is ready

That's right ladies and gentlemen, thanks to the millions of law suits, and countless pride parades, no one has to hide who they are anymore. Stalkers have now united and are taking a stand. No longer lurking in the shadows, they are out and they mean business. This bright yellow creepmobile has all kinds of new accessories to replace out-dated stalking equipment. The night vision camera has been replaced with a regular flash camera. The high sensitivity, long distance microphone has been replaced with a 20ft boom microphone and personal boom operator to stand close to your victim so you can capture every word of their conversation. The delux edition comes with a mega-phone or air horn to get your victims attention, as well as extra loud exhaust pipes so everyone knows you are comming. And apparently the first 1000 stalkers to purchase the delux model get a free jean jacket with the word RAPIST beedazled on it. How cool huh? So tell your friends to no longer be afraid of someone hiding in the shadows, their stalker will be more visable than ever.

Check out that backside

Yes I know this picture sucks, but I was driving and taking this out of my passenger side window. Though I probably could have been smart and gotten out to take the pic. It was parked, and I was just pulling out of my space. ANYWAY. I just thought the bumper sticker was awesome, and had to take a picture. Hope you get as much as a laugh as I did.


I am not sure if this was done on purpose, or if my mind is just that dirty. As soon as I got behind this truck I lunged for my camera. I could not miss this opportunity. How often to you get to see a truck with what appears to be the male annatomy on the back. If this was done on purpose, kudos to you sir for having a sence of humor, as well as a want to educate your fellow Americans.

It just goes to show you........

I was fortunate to be driving through the beaches of North and South Carolina this week. For those that don't know, Bike week is about to begin. Though there are many here early. Being a biker myself, I was enjoying the assortment of bikes I was getting to see. While at a stoplight I looked next to me and saw what kind of looked like a woman. I am thinking it was being the size of the chest was quite large for the frame, and she was wearing a neon pink flamed helmet. Her Harley was bad ass looking. Black with red accents and lots of chrome. She pulled up a little and I see what I am guessing is her husband. They both had on rings and no one else was with them. I happen to notice that his bike is purple in color. Solid purple, not like accents or an almost blue, but sissy ass purple. I also notice that he has a side car on his bike. Being as his wife is a rider, I assume it is not for her. So my immediate thought is that he wanted a trike, but was to ashamed to buy one. Not that the purple helps his cause. My thought on a side car is this, if you have an old school bike that came standard with it, awesome. Other than that, you are riding a trike. So I kinda chuckle a sec being as his wife looks tougher than he does. Then the light turns green and we go one our way. As he gets in front of me I happen to notice something that automatically makes me feel like I am a huge asshole. No it wasn't me reflection, I noticed the wheel chair that was wedged on the back of his bike. It took me a second to piece it all together. I realized he had no choice but to have a side car or a trike. It also dawned on me that he wasn't wanting a trike and trying to hide it. To me he was saying, "I am a real rider, and if I had a choice I would be on 2 wheels." This crazy bastard even had a suicide shifter on his bike. This whole thing made me stop and think. We all should learn from this guy. He got dealt a bad hand (as least that is what I am guessing. Maybe he deserves to be in the chair), and he still found a way to get out and enjoy what he loves. Without having to ride bitch on someone elses bike. So I say kudos to you sir. I hope myself and others can use you as a source of encouragement. Even if your bike is sissy purple.

HAHAH I foud it

Though Spiderman has always been my favorite, I have always had a special place in my heart for Batman. He always had a certain smoothness to him. This is probably why Gay-ass Robin wanted to be his sidekick so bad. Anyway, I almost passed out from excitement when I saw this sign. Now I know how I can hang out with my super hero friend whenever I want. Though you may be wondering why he would make it so easy to find him. The answer is simple; he is a bad ass who isn't afraid of anyone. If any bad guys go there, he will just kill them. Trust me, I've seen it happen.

Confusion, incest, and the result

I didn't know if I should laugh or be mad when I saw this. On one hand, it is ridiculous and funny looking. It looks like something that would be seen on, "Un-pimp my Ride". Who in the world would think of this, and then also think it was cool looking? I mean a van is not cool. A van that has been turned into a pick up truck is super not cool. Plus, it makes me mad when people waste money. I understand that in this wonderful nation we live in, people are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want. I am curious as to what things in their life they would have been better off spending their money on. However, I can only be but so upset. I mean, we do need people in the world like this because I like fast food.

Why I am doing this

There are a few reasons I am making this blog. For starters, I spend a great majority of my life on the road. I drive all over North and South Carolina for work. I have friends in FL I visit a few times a year. I also have a girlfriend who currently does not live in NC. So even when I am not traveling for work, I am traveling for pleasure. To give you an idea of how much I am on the road, I have had my car for 2 years and it has 95,000 miles on it. It only had 7,272 when I bought it. So you are looking at an average of 850 miles a week. With all of the windshield time I have, my mind is always roaming and thinking. I had a realization the other day. I see some crazy and interesting stuff while on my travels. Now that the internet has made sharing so easy (thanks Al Gore) I decided I would make a blog of some of the wonderful things I see to share with all of you nice people. I have a feeling most of it will be crazy and weird things I see, but there may be some cool or fascinating tings as well. Only time will tell. So do what I do, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.