I wasn't sure what to think of this sticker. I laughed a little bit when I saw it because I am immature. Then I started thinking about the several things this could stand for because I couldn't see the spelled out version at the bottom. Another Stupid Sitizen, America Still Stands, Animals Smell Stinky, Ants Scurry Silently, and multiple other retarded things. Then I started thinking, maybe this person is actually giving a sufficient warning about their personality. Maybe it isn't an acronym, but them just letting us know they are an ASS. How convenient a concept. We could get a sticker on the back of our car to let everyone know who they are dealing with. You could have things like DMB, STPD, SLW, DZD, JRK, KND, OLD, NEW, DRGDLR, or many other options. This way if you get behind someone you will know what to expect. This way you don't have to be mad at them, because they already know what they are doing wrong. This also goes in conjunction with my thought that every car should have a phone hooked up and a number on the back so you can call the driver and tell them to move out of the way, or that they cut you off, or give them a plan on working together to play leap frog and pass people on the highway. Plus it would have given me an opportunity to call that hot chick and ask her if she wanted to meet up at the next rest stop for an R.C. Cola and a Moon Pie. My treat of course. I am a gentleman after all.
